How do I survive Under a Bridge for 11 months with only a Plastic Fork and a Dead Rabbit?

So I got I fired from the Shoelace Company, and I am going to get laid off in one month. I have a plastic fork in my pocket, and a Dead Rabbit in my Suitcase...Don't Ask....It's a Fetish and I'm working on it.





PLEASE HELP!How do I survive Under a Bridge for 11 months with only a Plastic Fork and a Dead Rabbit?
Lure in other animals with the dead rabbit and then stab them with the fork. Leave a little leftover after every meal and continue the process. Kinda gross, but that's all I got. %26gt;_%26gt;How do I survive Under a Bridge for 11 months with only a Plastic Fork and a Dead Rabbit?
Walk home -.-
What happens after 11 months?
you don't survive
Darnit, no matches..so you'll be eating your meat rare.





I say use the plastic fork to hunt wild animals and make a cap out of rabbit fur to stay warm this winter.